A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

[Marty]

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg


(Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg


(Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"


(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches


(Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg


(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still.


(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg


(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg


(Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg


(Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg


(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs


(Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg


(Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg


(Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg


(Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg


(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"


(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg


(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
(Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg


(Yankee) Any lazy dog
(Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
(Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had

[Rottweilerlvr]

lol... That was great!! I'm a southern gal and always find the southern/redneck jokes funny... lol... awesome...

[DFrost]

<<<(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still.>>>

The only correction here though is, it's pronounced Rockwilder

Someday I'm going to see if I can get a visa and visit ya'll above the Mason/Dixon. I don't plan on stayin' just visitin'

DFrost

[suki]

LOL!!!! Good one! I LOVE it!!!!