Dog breeds

[Nancy]

An oldie but a goodie - As seen on license applications:

Westminster Terrier
Rhode Island Ridgeback
Palmeranian
Copper spaniel
Black labrador (dog was a yellow lab)
**** Sue
Dorky Terrier
Lopso Apso
El Paso (attempt at lhasa apso)
Highland heeler
Alaskan Malibu
Belgian Manawa
Belgian Malenoise
Basket Hound
Bagle
Welch corgi
Wild haired terrier
Carrion terrier
Wineamimer
Rockwelders
Rottenwiler
Great Pekinese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
Great Pyramid
Miniature Datsun (my favorite)
Irish Settler
Jack Daniels Terrier
German Police Man
Borderline Collie (excellent!)
Chevy King Charles (Cavalier)

[SmoothCollieluver]

groan lol .

[turnerlvv]

Hehehe I wanna Bagle :D LMAOOOOOOOOO

[trainingtrixie]

those borderline collies...almost a collie, but not quiet...hehehehehe.

And the mini datsun, are they an automatic or a 5 speed?? hehehehe

[Chase]

I have been reading the jokes here on these threads and have laughed until I've cried. I showed my wife some of them. Thanks for all this "wisdom"!! :p I am going to copy some of this and pass it on to others.

[blue lacy lover]

lol...bagle...:D:D

love the borderline collie too! ;)

[blue lacy lover]

love this post:D:D:D:D

[DoggyMom]

LOL Rockwelders :D
Well, I see my neighbors rottweiler hauling rocks all over the yard, so "rockwelder" indeed!

[Redyre_Rotties]

It is amazing how the word ROTTWEILER can be massacred by the GP.

The best one I've heard is rankwiner. Rockweller, Rockwelder, Rockwilder, all common pronunciations/spellings around here. (NC, USA)

[Bonesy]

Borderline Collie - My favorite one!

[DoggyMom]

"Dorky Terrier" hahahahaha :p

[dogforever]

German Shephard for me :D