Marty
03-28-2007, 02:27 AM
As comedian Jeff Foxworthy would put it:
If your mortgage payment is late because you couldn't ship a puppy on time….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If your sole income is based on a line of dogs you had something to do with 30 years ago....You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you buy more puppy chow than groceries for your family….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you spend more time on the internet trying to sell your dogs than you do at your real job….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you think your doing the breed it's best by selling 8 litters of your dogs….Aw hell YOUR A PEDDLER !!
If your charging an ungodly amount of $ based on a pedigree….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you have an ad in the paper….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you do breedings that "should sell"….You are a PEDDLER !!
If you have videos of pups rolling with each other and show them to potential customers to close a deal….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you take credit for someone else's hunt that bought your dog….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you did a great breeding and had 10 pups and don't own 1 of them now, but everybody else does….You just might be a PEDDLER !!
& FINALLY: If you only skip a heat cycle on accident…. YOUR A FRIGGIN' PEDDLER !!
If your mortgage payment is late because you couldn't ship a puppy on time….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If your sole income is based on a line of dogs you had something to do with 30 years ago....You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you buy more puppy chow than groceries for your family….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you spend more time on the internet trying to sell your dogs than you do at your real job….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you think your doing the breed it's best by selling 8 litters of your dogs….Aw hell YOUR A PEDDLER !!
If your charging an ungodly amount of $ based on a pedigree….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you have an ad in the paper….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you do breedings that "should sell"….You are a PEDDLER !!
If you have videos of pups rolling with each other and show them to potential customers to close a deal….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you take credit for someone else's hunt that bought your dog….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you did a great breeding and had 10 pups and don't own 1 of them now, but everybody else does….You just might be a PEDDLER !!
& FINALLY: If you only skip a heat cycle on accident…. YOUR A FRIGGIN' PEDDLER !!