Judy
11-04-2005, 12:29 AM
When You Have More Grass In Your Driveway Than In Your Backyard
When Your Neighbors Find ANY Dog Running Loose
And Automatically Bring It To Your House
When You Want To Watch TV And You Have To Sit On The Floor
Because All Of The Furniture Is "Occupied"
When It Takes You Longer To Wash Your Dog's Dishes Than Your Own
When You Have To Use A Wash Tub For A Water Dish
When You Have To Run An Obstacle Course To Get To The Phone
When You See One Of Your Dogs Doing Something Bad
Like Chewing Something Up Or Leaving A "Dog Deposit" On The Rug
And You Have To Run Through The Entire List Of Dogs
In Order To Yell At The Right One
And By Then It Is Too Late
When The Hazmat Team Comes To Your House On Trash Day
To Handle The "Deposits" That You Have Placed In Your Trash Can
When You Have All Of Your Dogs In The Back Seat Of Your Car
And It Automatically Changes Lanes When They Move To The Other Side Of The Car
When You NEVER Go Anywhere For A Vacation
Because It Costs More To Kennel Your Dogs Than To Go To Hawaii
When You Have An Extension On Your King Sized Bed So You All Fit
When Eukanuba Makes Home Deliveries
When You Move Your Bedroom Into The Garage
And Put A King And Queen Sized Bed Together So All Of Your pitbulls Can Sleep With You
When You Can't Remember All Of Your Dogs' Names
And Just Call Them All "Brown Dog"
When You Take Your Dogs For A Run In The Park
And People Think It Is A Dog Show
When Your Neighbors Find ANY Dog Running Loose
And Automatically Bring It To Your House
When You Want To Watch TV And You Have To Sit On The Floor
Because All Of The Furniture Is "Occupied"
When It Takes You Longer To Wash Your Dog's Dishes Than Your Own
When You Have To Use A Wash Tub For A Water Dish
When You Have To Run An Obstacle Course To Get To The Phone
When You See One Of Your Dogs Doing Something Bad
Like Chewing Something Up Or Leaving A "Dog Deposit" On The Rug
And You Have To Run Through The Entire List Of Dogs
In Order To Yell At The Right One
And By Then It Is Too Late
When The Hazmat Team Comes To Your House On Trash Day
To Handle The "Deposits" That You Have Placed In Your Trash Can
When You Have All Of Your Dogs In The Back Seat Of Your Car
And It Automatically Changes Lanes When They Move To The Other Side Of The Car
When You NEVER Go Anywhere For A Vacation
Because It Costs More To Kennel Your Dogs Than To Go To Hawaii
When You Have An Extension On Your King Sized Bed So You All Fit
When Eukanuba Makes Home Deliveries
When You Move Your Bedroom Into The Garage
And Put A King And Queen Sized Bed Together So All Of Your pitbulls Can Sleep With You
When You Can't Remember All Of Your Dogs' Names
And Just Call Them All "Brown Dog"
When You Take Your Dogs For A Run In The Park
And People Think It Is A Dog Show