ClarkFarm
10-26-2006, 05:08 PM
These poems are not jokes, but are both enjoyable reads!
I don't think they were posted on here already but if they were, it never hurts to read them again, lol.
Ten Commandments for a Responsible Dog Owner
1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me -- it is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment. I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart may be getting old and weak.
9. Take care of me when I get old. You, too, will grow old.
10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say "I can't bear to watch it." or "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember, I LOVE YOU.
Author Unknown ........
My Dog and His Love
Author Unknown
My Dog and His Love
He's with me 24 hours a day
And never a word is able to say
But he can say more with a look or two,
such as I Love You, My Whole World Is You!
As I do my chores throughout the day,
He's by my side, every step of the way.
When I stop to eat, you can bet he's there,
sitting of course, in his favorite chair.
And if some night I decide to go out.
He'll hang his head, and kinda pout.
He sits by the window,
until I come home.
Sits there and waits so patiently.
Hoping to catch a glimpse of me,
can't wait till I put the key in the door.
He's barking and jumping, and barking some more.
Then as I lay me down to sleep.
He's there by my side, his vigil to keep.
And I thank the Lord, in the heaven above.
For My Best Friend, My Dog and His Love!
I don't think they were posted on here already but if they were, it never hurts to read them again, lol.
Ten Commandments for a Responsible Dog Owner
1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me -- it is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment. I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart may be getting old and weak.
9. Take care of me when I get old. You, too, will grow old.
10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say "I can't bear to watch it." or "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember, I LOVE YOU.
Author Unknown ........
My Dog and His Love
Author Unknown
My Dog and His Love
He's with me 24 hours a day
And never a word is able to say
But he can say more with a look or two,
such as I Love You, My Whole World Is You!
As I do my chores throughout the day,
He's by my side, every step of the way.
When I stop to eat, you can bet he's there,
sitting of course, in his favorite chair.
And if some night I decide to go out.
He'll hang his head, and kinda pout.
He sits by the window,
until I come home.
Sits there and waits so patiently.
Hoping to catch a glimpse of me,
can't wait till I put the key in the door.
He's barking and jumping, and barking some more.
Then as I lay me down to sleep.
He's there by my side, his vigil to keep.
And I thank the Lord, in the heaven above.
For My Best Friend, My Dog and His Love!