Dog Quotes

[Rottweilerlvr]

Does anyone know of any good dog quotes, whether it's one you like to say or a quote that you've seen or liked??? I'm doing another rottweiler video, about the true character of a rottweiler, and need a good opening quote... (and maybe a closing one) If you are a rottweiler owner, and would like to participate by sending me some of your rottweiler's photos, PM for my email address... Thanks for any help on the dog quotes!!

[BelovedJuggernaut]

Well, the only quote that I got from my dog is:

"Woof, bark, whine, woof woof."


I have some around here somewhere!!

[SmoothCollieluver]

My dog told me to go get some more apples.

[Rottweilerlvr]

lol.... Well, if I was going for the comedy approach, that would be perfect... Do ya'll know anything more on a serious note? A quote that talks about character or something?

[StarfishSaving]

These are quotes I've used on my website or in signatures at one time.

"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast."
-Proverbs 12:10

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."
-Gilda Radner

"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
--Ghandi

[Dragon]

I can't think of any serious ones right now, but I like this one anyway:
"Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

[suki]

"A House is not a home, without a dog"=not sure who said that one, but that plaque is in my kitchen
here are some more:



"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene
Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at
nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs." -- Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." --
Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." -- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James
Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with
pets." -- Nora Ephron
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -- Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is
one of the most fond memories!" -- Dr. Tom Cat
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." -- Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." --
Edward Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." -- Unknown
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of
his tail." -- Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the
dog does." -- Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -- Josh Billings
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook Jackson
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --
Andrew A. Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are
his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true,
to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion." -- Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --
Mark Twain
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
Dane." -- Smiley Blanton

[Rottweilerlvr]

Oh, thanks, Suki... I already finished the video that I was asking the quotes for... I'm going to print this out for future reference though for the "next" one... I like some of these quotes!! Thank you so much!!!