Farmers freinds

[pbrdog]

A farmer was in the middle of his field loading watermelons onto a wagon pulled by a donkey. Close beside him was his dog just watching his master hard at work. After unloading the first batch at home, the farmer returns for another load followed closely by his dog.

After a while, the donkey turns around, looks at the farmer and say's "Go ahead, load all you want, besides you aren't the one that has to carry them back home."

Well obviously this startled the farmer and without a doubt he looked at his dog and began to run in fear. After several hundred yards he stopped to catch his breath and said to himself; "I can't believe that donkey spoke to me!!" and the dog answered, "Neither could I."

[GSP4619]

LOL


A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby >
cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on
a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking
single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity.
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I
am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The woman answered, "Get in line."

[Reggies mom]

:) :d :) :d :)

[BelovedJuggernaut]

LOL!!!!!


Both made me laugh!!