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wyattabby
08-31-2006, 05:49 PM
ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!


THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW


Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, spy a baby.


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2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.





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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.?????





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4. The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.



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...continued in next post due to 4 pic limit

Rottweilerlvr
09-06-2006, 01:50 AM
lol... I laughed at these... Love the dog!! Baby cute too, but my heart is with the dogs..