Why Dogs Can't Use Computers - Dog Forums

Terrier Fairy · 08-27-2006, 09:34 AM

Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.

SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that dog's browsing www.dogfood.com instead of working.

The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.

He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail."

It's too messy to mark every Web site visited.

The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.

It's not possible to stick the head out of Windows XP.

08-27-2006, 09:34 AM	#1
Terrier Fairy Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2	Why Dogs Can't Use Computers Distracted by cats chasing the mouse. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that dog's browsing www.dogfood.com instead of working. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail." It's too messy to mark every Web site visited. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms. It's not possible to stick the head out of Windows XP.

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