DoggyMom
08-08-2006, 07:04 AM
This is cute, so I had to post it :)
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Dog...
@ If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
@ Don't go out without ID.
@ Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
@ Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
@ Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
@ Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
@ When you do something wrong, always take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
@ If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
@ Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
@ Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
@ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
@ Take naps and stretch before rising.
@ Run, romp, and play daily.
@ Be loyal.
@ Never pretend to be something you're not.
@ Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
@ If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
@ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
@ Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
@ When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
@ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
@ No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout run right back and make friends.
@ Bond with your pack.
@ On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.
@ When you're excited, speak up.
@ When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
@ Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Dog...
@ If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
@ Don't go out without ID.
@ Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
@ Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
@ Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
@ Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
@ When you do something wrong, always take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
@ If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
@ Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
@ Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
@ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
@ Take naps and stretch before rising.
@ Run, romp, and play daily.
@ Be loyal.
@ Never pretend to be something you're not.
@ Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
@ If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
@ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
@ Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
@ When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
@ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
@ No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout run right back and make friends.
@ Bond with your pack.
@ On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.
@ When you're excited, speak up.
@ When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
@ Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.