DoggyMom
08-05-2006, 04:43 AM
A man hated his wife's dog and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the dog there. The dog was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the dog 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the dog kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the dog there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the dog there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that dog on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."
The next day, he decided to drop the dog 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the dog kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the dog there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the dog there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that dog on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."